spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie
What happens to cats in zero gravity ? more educational gifs«
- demon: i possessed you
- me: get the fuck out
- demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
- me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me.
and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon”
he said you too and floated on.
"The thing that people always write about me, which is almost cliché, is ‘Just watch out— she’s going to write a song about that!’ As if writing a song isn’t special. As if I’m living my life [for material]…like it’s a trick I do. It’s not simple to write a song.”
every disney/dreamworks/20th/animation songs: Hercules » I Won’t Say I’m In Love
If there’s a price fo rotten judgement; I guess I’ve already won that. My head is screaming, “Get a grip girl!” Unless you’re dying to cry your heart out.
January Jones photographed by Vincent Peters for Vogue Italia, August 2014