I’m currently eating cereal out of a mug because all the bowls are dirty. This is as low as it gets in this place. I’m also gonna rematch the Shameless pilot because it’ll make me feel better. It was a looooooong day.
So I work at a photo lab and an elderly woman came up to pay and after each transaction I have I ask, “can I help you find anything else today?” She responded with, “A million bucks.” The elderly man behind her said, “Ma’am, if you want a million bucks, just look in the mirror.” Her jaw dropped and she was completely smitten.
This man is at least 80 years old and his pussy game is immortal.